We have had a few famous guests!
Thursday, 19 February 2009
STROLLERS is HAUNTED!!!!
Can you spot the hooded stranger, who seems to "fit" into STROLLERS' boots? ~ SPOOKY!!!!
It's EDWARDIAN day at STROLLERS...
..and a few enthusiastic holiday-makers dress up to join in with the festivities.Monday, 16 February 2009
Day out for lady drivers.
SVWDA (Southern Vectis Women Drivers Association) has their annual day out at STROLLERS.
Babs and Rosie join the protests at County Hall.
Remember to click on older posts down there a bit.....................VSteve fits in some supply teaching at Nodehill.
"Well done girls, you've mastered the Y, just M, C and A left."
Sunday, 15 February 2009
Which was the STROLLERS family? ..... A.............................B
Which of these 2 families has just
spent a week in Sandown renting a
Strollers beach chalet and trying our
famous home-made cakes and tasty
baguettes?
A or B?
ANSWERS NEEDED!
1. Can athiests get insurance for acts of God?
2. Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
3. Do penguins have knee caps?
4. Did you ever stop to think..and never start again?
5. If someone told you they were a pathological liar, would you believe them?
6. Tin whistles are made of tin, so what are fog horns made from?
7. Where does the WHITE go when snow melts?
8. Do they sterilise needles for lethal injections?
9. Who puts the KEEP OFF THE GRASS signs on the grass?
10. Would a fly without wings be called a "walk"?
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Football result ~ Did you hear it?
Did you manage to hear Sunday's football result? BBC didn't give the full score.
It was...... LARK RISE 2 CANDLEFORD ????
Let me know if you heard it!
It was...... LARK RISE 2 CANDLEFORD ????
Let me know if you heard it!
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Friday, 13 February 2009
Thursday, 12 February 2009
FOXY LADY! Jimi and Samantha!!!!
Click on:
Meet the Beast of STROLLERS, we called her Samantha.
We advertised:
"See Samantha Fox at Strollers every morning, wearing nothing but a fur coat."
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Music I like ~ give it a go!
PUT ON THE HEADPHONES + FULL VOLUME!!!!
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CLICK ON ..............OLDER POSTS.......down there.............V
Wednesday, 11 February 2009
Tuesday, 10 February 2009
A help with school reports.
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SATISFACTORY PROGRESS: I can't think of an interesting thing to say about him.
GOOD PROGRESS: If you think his work's bad, you should have seen it last term.
EXPRESSES HIMSELF CONFIDENTLY: Cheeky, loud mouthed oik.
LIVELY: Thoroughly disruptive.
A SENSITIVE CHILD: Whiny.
RELIABLE: A creep.
IMAGINATIVE: Never short of an excuse.
EASY-GOING: Bone idle.
IS EASILY UPSET: Spoilt rotten.
ENJOYS ALL P.E. ACTIVITIES: A thug.
GOOD WITH HIS HANDS: Light fingered.
WORKS BETTER IN SMALL GROUPS: Damage limitation exercise.
WORKS BETTER AT PRACTICAL ACTIVITIES: Totally illiterate.
A BORN LEADER: Runs the playground protection racket.
NEEDS PRAISE AND ENCOURAGEMENT: Thick as a mature Redwood.
A RATHER SOLITARY CHILD: Smells and has nits.
THIS WILL BRING A TEAR TO THE EYE OF ANY BRISTOL ROVERS' FAN!
Answering machine at the mental home.
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Hello, and welcome to the Mental Health hotline..
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If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple-personalities, press 3,4,5 and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want.
Stay on line while we trace your call.
If you are delusional, press 7 and you will be transferred to the mother ship.
If you are schizophrenic, listen to the voices in your head, they will tell you which number to press.
If you are a manic depressive,
it doesn't matter which number you press, you'll be ignored.
If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the £ key,
someone will be with you shortly.
If you are a mathematical savant,
calculate 123456789 x 987654321 and tap in the answer.
If you are a blonde female "DO NOT TOUCH ANYTHING",
you'll mess up the system for others.
If you have low self-esteem, hang up,
we cannot be bothered with you.
Saturday, 7 February 2009
WORDS FAIL....
This just has to be the United States!
After an armed robbery at a bank in Dallas, the robber was shocked to find the
police waiting for him when he arrived home after the raid.
The police thanked him for writing
"I have a gun, fill this bag with cash"
on the back of an envelope with his address on it,
which he had handed to the teller in the bank!
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MORE MUSIC?Friday, 6 February 2009
QUESTIONS THAT HAUNT ME.
How important do you have to be before you are assassinated
rather than murdered?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
How come you are IN a movie, but ON television?
Why do doctors leave the room while you undress
when they are going to see you naked anyway?
Corn oil is from CORN, vegetable oil is from VEGETABLES, so...
where does baby oil come from?
Why didn't Tarzan have a beard?
Thursday, 5 February 2009
Wednesday, 4 February 2009
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About Me
- Steve
- My first 21 years were in BRISTOL, Monks Park until I was 18, 3 years at Redland Teacher Training College then off to the bright lights of London for 10 years. Living in Horfield from the early 50s my dad took me to Eastville to watch the Rovers regularly, the first team mainly but often to see the reserves as well. I joined the supporters' club in the mid 60s and was membership secretary of the junior club, eventually taking over as chairman after the famous Gordon J Bennett left. In 1969 I moved to SE London to start my teaching career.I taught at Crown Woods, Eltham and Thomas Tallis in SE London and the next 27 years at Lake Middle School on the Isle of Wight. My main subject was mathematics and I taught a lot of PE concentrating mainly on football. Whilst in London I played football for Ramsgate, Faversham Town, Carshalton Athletic and Corinthian Casuals. My wife bought a half share in STROLLERS beach cafe in 2006 and I spend a lot of time with the customers. Viewing some of the pictures on this site will give you an idea of how I spend my leisure time.
