Doctor

I went to the doctor today ~ I said "I'm having trouble breathing". He replied "We'll soon put a stop to that!".
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One liners

I went to a restaurant that serves "Breakfast at anytime." so I ordered egg on toast during the Renaissance.

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I never drink water - look at the way it rusts pipes. ~ W C Fields.

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If you want the last word in an argument with your wife ~ just say "I think you're right dear."

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Better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid, rather than to open it and remove all doubt. Mark Twain.

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There are only two sorts of exercise in Hollywood: jogging and helping a divorced friend move. Robert Wagner.

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Poms don't have that much imagination because they've pinched most of their street names from the Monopoly board. Paul Hogan.

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Old age isn't all that bad ~ when you consider the alternative. Maurice Chevalier.

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One of the few advantages to being an adult is that you can eat your dessert without finishing your vegetables. Lisa Alther (I haven't heard of her either!).

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If that's mink she's wearing then there is a rabbit somewhere living under an assumed name.

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Most people who are as witty, intelligent and as attractive as me are usually conceited. Joan Rivers

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Old McDonald was dyslexic, IEOIE

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This is the sort of English up with which I will not put. Winston Churchill.

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The insurance man told me I was insured for falling off the roof ~ but NOT for hitting the ground. Tommy Who Else Cooper.

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I only use my initiative when I'm asked to. Waitress at Strollers!

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You'll regret that to your dying day ~ if you live that long.

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I'm for a stronger death penalty. George Bush.

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More fun!!!

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http://shanklinevergreens.blogspot.com

Find out about the cricket team.

Fish................and................chips.

Can you make a statement that contains 5 consecutive ands with it making sense?

The owner of a Fish and Chip shop wanted a new sign over the shop. The signwriter wrote FISH and CHIPS. The owner looked at the resulting sign and said "There's too much space between fish and and and and and chips.

Tesco for bargains!!

I blame the maths teachers of the world!
People often ask why I taught maths, well....

IT'S THE ONLY SUBJECT THAT COUNTS

and

THERE'S SAFETY IN NUMBERS!

NATIONAL RECOGNITION!!!!

A write up in The Guardian (June 30 2009) under the title

HEATWAVE SURVIVAL GUIDE listed 8 "must visit" beach cafes stretching from Cornwall to North Yorkshire.

No surprise that STROLLERS was on this list!

Quintessentially English, you stroll into Babs and Rosie's cafe for a pot of tea, and their welcome has you staying all day or renting a chalet for the week. The beach is broad, there are jokes and fnar and fnar one liners printed on the menu and painted on the walls and fresh crab or egg mayo sandwiches to eat. A local treasure.

Glad I get a mention! ^

PIRATES AT STROLLERS!!!

Two Somali pirates, one wearing a very convincing John Cook mask, came ashore at Strollers on Sunday 28 June, Babs and Rosie were invited on board and unwittingly accepted the invitation. No sooner had they arrived on board than we received a 'phone call demanding 10 crab baguettes for their safe return. Lyn was left with no choice and the exchange was made and Babs and Rosie were, thankfully, safely returned. Whilst on board they were forced to drink a few glasses of Pimm's.