Our BLUE PLAQUES.

Blue plaques have started appearing on the Strollers' chalets.

Look out for:

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RONNIE CORBHUT One quarter (by weight) of the Two Ronnies ~ stayed at STROLLERS with his family ~ Ronnie was stuck in a chalet (couldn't reach the handle) and invented the "Knock, knock" jokes. STEVE OVEHUT Worked as a washer upper some years back, the sound of running water from the taps made him run to the loo regularly ~ this practice made him the runner he was.

OLGA KORBHUT World famous gymnast stayed at STROLLERS one summer and she developed the original double back flip off a chalet roof (with twist) onto the revetement followed by a double forward flip onto the beach.

MARGARHUT BECKHUT M.P. Claimed a STROLLERS chalet as her second home, sprucing it up with a plasma TV, wine cellar and a £3000 jet-ski (all claimed on expenses).

PAUL McHUTNEY Famous musician and song-writer ~ wrote Yellow Submarine at STROLLERS whilst watching the STROLLERS sponsored submarine racing. ROD STEWHUT Stayed at STROLLERS one summer and wrote "Sailing" and "A little piece of my Hut".

HUTTIE JACQUES ...........................AINSLEY HARRIHUT

SIR LEN HUTTON...........JOHNHUTYEO

SIR DAVID HUTTENBOROUGH......HELMHUT LANG

BERNHUT LANGER.................NORRIS McHUTTER

F'HUTIMA WHUTBREAD....SIR ALFRED HUTCHCOCK

AINSLEY HURRIHUT

Job hunt.

My pal, Pete (the one with the identical twin brother, Repete), has just lost his job. He asked to borrow my atlas, when I asked him why, he said he saw a newspaper headline "1000 jobs in jeopardy" so he wants to move there!

STROLLERS' famous visitors.

New to STROLLERS for 2009.

Strollers' quiz.

Council cut backs means that they are not cutting back!

Well...

what does it say? SA..... .... .....IL ???

My first week teaching!

It was my first week teaching at a SE London secondary school, 3 senior staff were coming in to observe the lesson, they arrived a few minutes late and all the seats had been taken. I asked a pupil (Geraldine) "Can we have 3 chairs for the visitors, please?!" She responded "Hip hip hooray....."

Screwdrivers

How come Philip owns so many screwdrivers?......

......and Collin appears to have a lot of maps!

Smoking.

Who said
" I was so horrified when I read about the effects of smoking that I decided, there and then, to give up reading."

Trial.

How many witnesses are needed before Jehovah's trial goes ahead?

Strollers' books.

We have introduced a free lending library at Strollers, called (after a vote at the EGM) "The Strollers Free Lending Library".

Books available:

Do it Yourself Dentistry ~ Phil McCavity

Sandown to Shanklin, the scenic route ~ Cliff Walker

Danger on the Pier ~ Eileen Dover

Is Prayer the answer? ~ Neil Downe

A book about the history of under water football

20,000 leagues under the Sea.

Magna Carta - did she die in vain?

Marilyn Monroe - did she dye in vain?

Sand castle building for beginners ~ Phillipa Buckett

Mona Lisa ~ she was framed.

The new Irish bar in Lake.

I thought I would try out the new IRISH bar in Lake. I bought a pint and then went to the gents', I got back and my pint had disappeared, I mentioned it to the landlord and he said it happened quite often, he says the guilty party was probably Nick McGuinness.

Council workers.

Michael and Patrick (names changed to protect their nationality), got jobs with the Isle of Wight council painting the white lines down the centre of roads. Their boss was impressed that they managed 4 miles (6.4km) on their first day.

They managed 3 miles (4.8km) on the second and 2 miles (3.2km) on the third day. The boss interviewed them on their fourth day to ask why they had slowed down, Michael pointed out that it was getting further and further to walk back to the paint pot.

Steve on BRITAIN'S GOT TALENT.

Did Steve really believe that Her Majesty would find his Drag act/ball juggling whilst shopping at Tesco

that entertaining???

Our "road signs" ~ new ones due this summer!!!

GENUINE NEWSPAPER HEADLINES.

University drop outs cut in half.

Stolen painting found by tree.

Actors' Union finds dwarfs in short supply.

Kids make nutritious snacks.

Arson suspect held in forest fire.

Red tape holds up new bridge.

Two sisters re-united after 18 years at check out counter.

Crash probe told "Plane was too close to the ground."

Survivor of Siamese twins joins parents.

Brown wins on budget, but more lies ahead.

Montgomery flies back to front.

Asians settle in well.

Fred Astaire.

Fred was out for a meal with Ginger Rogers at a posh restaurant, the waiter brought the sweet trolley but slipped and some dishes flew over Fred. He said "I've puddin' on my top hat, puddin' on my white tie and puddin' on my tails."

Swine 'flu.

I 'phoned the Swine 'flu help-line, all I got was a lot of crackling.