Crossword puzzle

I had a tricky clue in today's crossword

A flightless bird (5,7)

It took a while, then it dawned on me ~ Roast Chicken

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I agree with that adage ~ "Don't judged a book by its cover", I am, however, a bit worried as my latest book entitled

"DON'T BUY THIS BOOK, IT'S RUBBISH"

hasn't sold one copy.

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Sign at a Scottish golf course.

1. Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulders' with apart.

2. Form a loose grip.

3. Keep your head down.

4. Avoid a quick back swing.

5. Stay out of the water.

6. Try not to hit anyone.

7. If you are taking too long, let others go ahead of you.

8. Don't stand directly in front of others.

9. Quiet please, while others are preparing.

10. Avoid extra strokes.

Well done, now flush the urinal, wash your hands, go and tee off.

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Jokes ... or are they?

Terrible news from The Isle of Wight Steam Railway at Havenstreet, a chap fell in front of a steam train and was killed, apparently he was chuffed to bits.

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I wasted a fiver on a "dead cert." in the Grand National, the horse was "Creosote", I was told it was great over fences.

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My wife claimed I wasn't romantic, so I booked a table for Saturday night ~ I thought she liked snooker.

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A dwarf, on holiday in Cowes, had his pockets picked ~ tell me, who could stoop so low?