Monday 29 December 2008

STROLLERS GUIDE TO HUT TERMINOLOGY

HUTMOST ~~~ Description of the best chalet.
HUTOPIA ~~~ Heavenly feeling whilst in a chalet.
HUTTERENCES ~~~ Comments made in chalets.
HUTROCITY ~~~ Word to describe a vandalised chalet.
HUTTRACTION ~~~ A fascination for chalets.
HUTTOMAN ~~~ A cushioned seat found in chalets.
HUTTOMAN EMPIRE ~~~ A dynasty of people who travelled Europe building chalets.
C' HUTTY SARK ~~~ The ship they sailed in.
HUTURNITY ~~~ Long time spent in a chalet.
HUTTIQUETTE ~~~ Rules to follow in a chalet.
HUTMOSPHERE ~~~ Environment within a chalet.
HUTYMOLOGY ~~~ Study of chalet history.
HUTYMOLOGIST ~~~ A student of hutymology.
W' HUTSUNDAY ~~~ A holiday for chalet dwellers
W' HUTTLE AND DAUB ~~~ Material used for early chalets
HUTTRACTIVE ~~~ A nice looking chalet
CIGARHUT ~~~ Chalet in which you can smoke
SUFFRAG-HUTS ~~~ Early 20th century women who protested
that they couldn't own a chalet.
CAMEL-HUT ~~~ King Arthur's chalet.
LANCEL-HUT ~~~ Knight who shared with King Arthur
HUTALIC ~~~ Leaning style of chalets.
G' HUTEAUX ~~~ Cake shaped like a chalet.
PHILHUTELY ~~~ Hobby, involving the collecting of...
...PHUTOGRAPHS ~~~ of chalets, world wide.
YOGHUT ~~~ healthy food eaten by chalet owners.
HUTCH-HIKERS ~~~ People who wander around looking for nice chalets.
DENS' HUTTY ~~~ Word to describe the amount of chalets per square km.
N' HUTTER ~~~ see Hutymologist
SM' HUTTY ~~~ Rude joke about chalets.
CL' HUTTER ~~~ Mess inside a chalet.
BE-HUTTITUDE ~~~ Being blessed with a nice chalet.
DESPER-HUT ~~~ Anxious that all chalets may be already booked.
G' HUTTED ~~~ Finding that all chalets are booked.
FESTIV-HUTTIES ~~~ Party time in chalets.
HUTLAS ~~~ Book showing where chalets may be found.
HUTINARY ~~~ A list of equipment inside a chalet.
H' UTILITY ROOM ~~~ Extra room in a chalet with a washine machine etc.
HUTILITARIANISM ~~~ Doctrine stating that all people,
everywhere should live in chalets.

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My first 21 years were in BRISTOL, Monks Park until I was 18, 3 years at Redland Teacher Training College then off to the bright lights of London for 10 years. Living in Horfield from the early 50s my dad took me to Eastville to watch the Rovers regularly, the first team mainly but often to see the reserves as well. I joined the supporters' club in the mid 60s and was membership secretary of the junior club, eventually taking over as chairman after the famous Gordon J Bennett left. In 1969 I moved to SE London to start my teaching career.I taught at Crown Woods, Eltham and Thomas Tallis in SE London and the next 27 years at Lake Middle School on the Isle of Wight. My main subject was mathematics and I taught a lot of PE concentrating mainly on football. Whilst in London I played football for Ramsgate, Faversham Town, Carshalton Athletic and Corinthian Casuals. My wife bought a half share in STROLLERS beach cafe in 2006 and I spend a lot of time with the customers. Viewing some of the pictures on this site will give you an idea of how I spend my leisure time.

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