Thursday, 15 January 2009


Unfortunately, Barbara's voice text message for 60 baguettes was misunderstood and 60 big hats were delivered instead.

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BUMPER STICKERS.


I wouldn't touch the metric system with a 3.084 metre barge pole.
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Support your local SEARCH AND RESCUE~

GET LOST!
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REMEMBER you are unique ~ just like everyone else.
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Preserve nature ~ pickle a squirrel.
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Wear short sleeves ~ support the right to bare arms.
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I got a new car for my wife ~ best swap ever!
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I'd kill for a Nobel peace prize.
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There's no future in time travel.
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To err is human, to moo bovine.
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Trust in God ~ but lock your car.
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I love animals ~ especially with gravy.
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I'm not a complete idiot ~ some parts are missing.
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DRUGS WILL LEAD NOWHERE ~
but at least it's a scenic route.
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My wife is on a balanced diet ~
a cream cake in both hands.
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Monday is a dreadful way to spend
14.3% of your life.
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The light at the end of the tunnel ~
is a train coming right at you.
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If the voices in my head paid rent ~
I'd be a millionaire.
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A book has just come out "50 things to do before you die"

Not one of them is "Shout for help".
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My first 21 years were in BRISTOL, Monks Park until I was 18, 3 years at Redland Teacher Training College then off to the bright lights of London for 10 years. Living in Horfield from the early 50s my dad took me to Eastville to watch the Rovers regularly, the first team mainly but often to see the reserves as well. I joined the supporters' club in the mid 60s and was membership secretary of the junior club, eventually taking over as chairman after the famous Gordon J Bennett left. In 1969 I moved to SE London to start my teaching career.I taught at Crown Woods, Eltham and Thomas Tallis in SE London and the next 27 years at Lake Middle School on the Isle of Wight. My main subject was mathematics and I taught a lot of PE concentrating mainly on football. Whilst in London I played football for Ramsgate, Faversham Town, Carshalton Athletic and Corinthian Casuals. My wife bought a half share in STROLLERS beach cafe in 2006 and I spend a lot of time with the customers. Viewing some of the pictures on this site will give you an idea of how I spend my leisure time.

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