Avoid cliches like the plague.
Never hit a man with glasses ~ use your fist.
It's easy to forgive an enemy ~ after you have got even.
A clear conscience is a sign of a bad memory.
If you can't beat them ~ pay to have them beaten.
The world is full of apathy ~ So what!?
If tomorrow never comes ~ then you're dead.
Don't judge a book by its movie.
Borrow money from pessimists ~ they don't expect it back.
Money is the root of all wealth.
A bird in the hand~ makes blowing your nose dificult.
SMILE ~ it makes people wonder what you are thinking.
Drilling for oil is a boring job.
One good turn ~gets most of the duvet.
The bigger they are ~ the harder they hit.
If at first you don't succeed ~ don't try sky-diving.
Be nice to your kids ~ they'll be choosing your nursing home.
A fool and his money are soon partying.
If you can't laugh at yourself ~ make fun of others.
Change is inevitable ~ except from a vending machine.
HEY STEVE,
ReplyDeleteLOVE YOUR NEW BLOG. ARE WE THE FIRST AMERICANS TO RESPOND? BEEN VISITING YOUR CAFE FOR YEARS ON OUR VISITS TO GILL AND DON. WE ARE YOUR NEW JERSEY FRIENDS. MISSING TOUR "ROCK CAKE". WILL KEEP A CHECK ON YOUR WISDOM. HOPE TO SEE YOU IN SEPTEMBER. KEEP THE JOKES COMING. KAREN & WALT LOVE THEM.
Hi there, glad you are pleased with the humor! We had a walk to Shanklin with Gill and Don, they told us they will be seeing you soon. We are watching your new president at this very moment ~ very best wishes from Steve and Barbara
ReplyDeleteHELLO STEVE,
ReplyDeleteHAVING A GRAND TIME IN AMERICA. FLORIDA IS WARMING UP AND WE DON'T MISS THE SNOW. WHAT WE DO MISS IS THE "ROCK CAKES". PLENTY OF WALKING, FISHING,AND BOATING WITH KAREN & WALT. SEE YOU SOON. GILL & DON
HEY STEVE,
OFFERED PLENTY OF CINNAMON BUNS, BUT NOT AS GOOD AS STROLLERS. BEEN TRYING TO GET THEM TO GO HOME, BUT THEY LIKE IT HERE TOO MUCH. ENJOYING OUR BRITISH COUSINS. ANY NEW JOKES. 25???
KAREN & WALT