A watched pot never ....... gets stolen.
Don't count your chickens.......eat them.
If you can't stand the heat....... get a pool.
Two's company...... three's musketeers.
Where there's smoke...... there's pollution.
Children should be seen and not...... spanked.
Strike while the..... bug is close.
You can't teach an old dog...... new maths.
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DOCTOR, DOCTOR...
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...I think I'm shrinking. You'll have to be a little patient.
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.....I think I'm a clock. It's nothing to get wound up about.
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EXAM HOWLERS.
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GEOGRAPHY.
A fjord is a Scandinavian car.
Japanese people ride around in jig saws.
Climate lasts a long time, weather lasts a day.
Equinox is a country near the Panama Canal.
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HISTORY.
Sir Francis Drake said "Let the Armada wait, my bowels cannot."
Joan of Arc was burnt to a steak.
Henry VIII found it difficult to walk with an abbess on his knee.
The French Revolution was caused by overcharging taxis.
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SCIENCE.
Clouds are high flying fogs.
Mushrooms grow in damp places, that's why they
are shaped like umbrellas.
The wind is like air, only pushier.
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