Mahatma Gandhi went bare foot everywhere on hot, dusty roads.
His strict vegetarian diet meant that he remained very slim and
underweight, and the odd mixtures of food he ate gave him bad breath.
He was a
SUPER CALLOUSED FRAGILE MYSTIC PLAGUED WITH HALITOSIS.
I volunteered to visit sick people in hospital, I went in one ward, this man said
"Fare-thee-weel, thou first and fairest" , I moved on quickly, the next man started
"Ae fond kiss and then we sever, ae, farewell, alas, forever." I went to the next bed, he started too "Oh, My luve is like a red, red rose". I had to get out, so I asked the nurse whether it was a mad-house or not. She said it was the Burns unit.
A young man 'phoned for an ambulance,
"My girlfriend has banged her head and is unconscious"
"Where do you live sir?"
"Chrysanthemum Cottage, Eucalyptus Drive off Dracaena Gardens"
"Can you spell that, please?"
"Ummmmm...o.k. if I drag her to Green Lane? G...R....."
David Beckham had just completed son, Romeo's Postman Pat jigsaw.
He dashed into Victoria (without tripping) and exclaimed
" I've finished this jigsaw, it only took me 4 days
and it says 5-6 years on the box"
A man went into a pub and ordered 10 pints of lager,
he drunk the 1st, the 3rd, the 5th, the 7th and the 9th then he
started to leave. The barman called out "Why are you going,
you've left some drinks?"
"I know, the doctor said I should only have the odd drink."
When I was young my father built a 10 foot wall all around our house to
keep me out. It took me years to get over it.
I bought a 2009 calendar from Woolworth's ~ 25% off
I opened it at home and found October, November,
December ripped out!
His strict vegetarian diet meant that he remained very slim and
underweight, and the odd mixtures of food he ate gave him bad breath.
He was a
SUPER CALLOUSED FRAGILE MYSTIC PLAGUED WITH HALITOSIS.
I volunteered to visit sick people in hospital, I went in one ward, this man said
"Fare-thee-weel, thou first and fairest" , I moved on quickly, the next man started
"Ae fond kiss and then we sever, ae, farewell, alas, forever." I went to the next bed, he started too "Oh, My luve is like a red, red rose". I had to get out, so I asked the nurse whether it was a mad-house or not. She said it was the Burns unit.
A young man 'phoned for an ambulance,
"My girlfriend has banged her head and is unconscious"
"Where do you live sir?"
"Chrysanthemum Cottage, Eucalyptus Drive off Dracaena Gardens"
"Can you spell that, please?"
"Ummmmm...o.k. if I drag her to Green Lane? G...R....."
David Beckham had just completed son, Romeo's Postman Pat jigsaw.
He dashed into Victoria (without tripping) and exclaimed
" I've finished this jigsaw, it only took me 4 days
and it says 5-6 years on the box"
A man went into a pub and ordered 10 pints of lager,
he drunk the 1st, the 3rd, the 5th, the 7th and the 9th then he
started to leave. The barman called out "Why are you going,
you've left some drinks?"
"I know, the doctor said I should only have the odd drink."
When I was young my father built a 10 foot wall all around our house to
keep me out. It took me years to get over it.
I bought a 2009 calendar from Woolworth's ~ 25% off
I opened it at home and found October, November,
December ripped out!
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