I went to the doctor he said "Say ahhhh, please" "Why?" I asked "Well my dog's just died."
My wife bought me two jumpers for Christmas, I wore one on Christmas day and
she shouted "WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE OTHER ONE?"
My wife was offered 2 carcasses of venison and 8 legs of venison for £100,
I said that was too dear.
I taught my dog to beg ~ he came back with £3.30 today.
I went to the corner shop today, I bought four corners.
I went to the paper shop this morning,but it had blown away.
I went to the doctor today, he said "Stand by the window and stick your tongue out",
"Why?" I asked "'Cus I don't like that man over the road"
I went to the RSPCA offices today, small? You couldn't swing a cat in there.
I 'phoned the local ramblers club today, the bloke just went on and on and on!
I went in the pub and Vincent Van Gogh was there ~ I said "Do you want
a pint, Vinny?" "No thanks, I've got one 'ere."
My doctor says I'm a psychoceramic ~ a crack pot.
ALCOHOL is NOT the answer!!! But it helps you forget the question.
I danced all night with a lovely girl at the disco, at the end I asked if I
could see her home and she showed me a photograph of her bungalow.
My wife wanted an animal skin coat for Christmas, so I bought her a
donkey jacket.
My wife bought me two jumpers for Christmas, I wore one on Christmas day and
she shouted "WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE OTHER ONE?"
My wife was offered 2 carcasses of venison and 8 legs of venison for £100,
I said that was too dear.
I taught my dog to beg ~ he came back with £3.30 today.
I went to the corner shop today, I bought four corners.
I went to the paper shop this morning,but it had blown away.
I went to the doctor today, he said "Stand by the window and stick your tongue out",
"Why?" I asked "'Cus I don't like that man over the road"
I went to the RSPCA offices today, small? You couldn't swing a cat in there.
I 'phoned the local ramblers club today, the bloke just went on and on and on!
I went in the pub and Vincent Van Gogh was there ~ I said "Do you want
a pint, Vinny?" "No thanks, I've got one 'ere."
My doctor says I'm a psychoceramic ~ a crack pot.
ALCOHOL is NOT the answer!!! But it helps you forget the question.
I danced all night with a lovely girl at the disco, at the end I asked if I
could see her home and she showed me a photograph of her bungalow.
My wife wanted an animal skin coat for Christmas, so I bought her a
donkey jacket.
We visited your wifes cafe last Oct 08 and last week whilst on hols in Ryde, had a brillll coffee and sandwich, as the chukkle muscles had lots of exercise reading all your jokes, postcards etc. We love the names on your Beach Huts, you have a great sence of humour, like wot i hav -lol keep up the good work, hope to visit again next year, at Cowes week -- happy chukkkkkling -lol
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