UFOs over the Isle of Wight.

Local photographer, PHIL PETTY, was on hand to photograph,

perhaps, the oddest visitors STROLLERS had during 2008.

WISE SAYINGS FROM THE ISLE OF WIGHT.

Man who keeps feet on the ground cannot put on pants.

Man who fancies pretty nurse, must be patient.

Man cannot exchange his wife of 40 for two twenties.

Man who takes girl uphill, is not on the level.

Woman who goes camping must be aware of evil intent.